MonstA Productions: Too Good For The Likes Of Ye
Simon "Mad Hamster" Hampton
A.K.A.: Hamster, Mr. Spadge, Honey Mc. Bush, Bilious Bad Janitah Mohawk Malone.
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Height: 6' 2"
Eyes: Blue
Marital Status: Not even remotely single [says Chris]
Position in the team: HMTV Director Of Operations / Film Production Lead
Fascinating Facts:
  1. Is bassist for punk sensation Anonymous Tip
  2. Is not a natural blonde
  3. Spends most of his spare time chasing skirt
  4. Thinks the Geneva Convention is an 80s glam rock band

A Music Tech graduate from Richmond College For Underachievers, Simon is arguably the team’s strongest loafer. Slobbery is not just a hobby to Simon, it’s a life style.
Producer of such classic films as "Full Metal Underpants" and " Mrs. Nibbles goes to Soho", Simon is one of the Film industries more obscure producers, yet perversely (literally) this is probably one of his strongest traits.
"If I had one wish," said Simon, in a recent interview with the bi-monthly "Zimmer Frame Journal", " it would be for world peace...or a Haddock...I don't know why, I just like Haddock".